heyniam:

reason 322 why i don’t bother with people calling one direction gay

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hxcfairy:

HANNIBAL HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON.

HANNIBAL

HAS

BEEN

RENEWED

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

Most Terrifying Scare Prank Ever - Ghost in an elevator


how can anyone be sad right now

nick grimshaw’s computer background is louis tomlinson holding a puppy


nickgrimshade:

literally nick grimshaw has zero shame


MY FAVORITE TEACHER WAS ARRESTED TODAY FOR PLOTTING TO MURDER ANOTHER TEACHER JFC

GUISE LOOK

MY SCHOOL WAS ON TV

I WAS JUST CATCHING UP ON MODERN FAMILY AND MY MOM CALLS AND IS LIKE HEY DIDN’T YOU HAVE DR PEPE WELL HE GOT ARRESTED TODAY 4 MURDER 4 HIRE AT SCHOOL AND I WAS LIKE WHA T

OMFG

HE WAS TRYING TO HIRE HITMEN

TO KILL ANOTHER TEACHER AT ANOTHER SCHOOL

LIKE

C’MON PEPE

BE MORE DICSREET NETX TIME I’M SCRAEMInG

but hey on the other hand we’re going to be on fox tomorrow for our prep rally that we won so wOO GO BULLS WE’RE JUST ON FIRE DAYUM

posted 8 months ago with 5 notes


daveakhiin:

heyitspj:

marymargee:

I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE

OH 

MY

SWEET

JESUS

why were you on a gay porn website

for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think


omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number


russianrev:

“All the Cat Things”, a rendition of blink-182’s “All the Small Things”, inspired by cats.


iamjonwanker:

if you ever think you’re a bad person at least you didn’t draw this


My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.

barackobama:

iluisindustries:

the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon!

Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.


palevanity:

palevanity:


toocooltobehipster:

sensitivewhiteboy:

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW